Charlie Sheen

Television and movie star

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Have Charlie Sheen call a friend or family member and wish them a Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas and many more! Just select a script below and personalize it with their name and other options.

Special Occasion

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Special Occasion

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Hey How you doing? It's the one and only Charlie Sheen! I know this might have caught you a little off guard, but I'm here with , which you could probably figure out since I'm calling from So long story short, I ran into them They told me you're a big fan and thought you'd get a kick out of it if I called you up and messed with your head a little bit. Hold on for a second they're trying to tell me something...ok ok I got it. They really wanted me to tell you I hear you really love to , is that right? Well I can tell you there's no greater feeling than finding your passion and purpose in life. So, I know there are a lot of things to do in Spend your time doing what you love to do and following your dreams, who knows where they might take you? Anyway I'm gonna hop off here but remember, the key word for today is "Winning", ok? Alright, see you later!

Winning Advice

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Winning Advice

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Hey This is Charlie Sheen, now, now, now...don't hang up! This one call could change your life! I'm here with They were telling me that you were having some problems with, let's just say, the opposite sex. It's not that you can't attract people, but look... , I've seen the pics on You have a real simple problem. Face it my friend, you don't have that certain "Je ne sais quoi" you know? uh..Austin Powers called it "mojo", kids now a'days call it "swag". Point being, whatever it is, you don't have it...and I do! More importantly, I can teach it to you! It's all about attitude and the way you carry yourself. The universe lines up with your aura and you have to change your expectations of life from being a loser to being a winner! Everyone wants to be a winner and surround themselves with winners. So say it with me..Winning! That's all I'm about, that's all I surround myself with, is winners. That's why everybody at times is attracted to me and that's how you can make everybody be attracted to you. Be a Winner! See you later.

Party Invite

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Party Invite

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Hey It's Charlie Sheen, captain appetite himself, the architect of debauchery calling you from party central. I'm here with , and you have been summoned to an awesome night of fun and folly courtesy of me! We're over here hanging out and thought it'd just be awesome if we invited you. Well they're afraid to tell you what we're doing over here but I, my friend, am not. You know why? Because we are winning, that's right, we're winning! We're gonna get dressed and head out and get amongst 'em. So you coming on this odyssey into destiny or are you just headed over to your momma's? The universe awaits your response, so what's it gonna be? Because tonight...we ride!

Break Up

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Break Up

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Hey , this is the one and only Charlie Sheen. I'm here with , and we were just talking about you. I don't mean about you but...ok..it was about you. I think it's safe to say we have come to the conclusion that you guys aren't really a good fit. Now me saying that to you shouldn't be anything you don't already know, but I was telling them that they should keep their options open. The only thing left to do was to tell you but they didn't know how to tell you so, as somebody who's never been at a loss for words, I figured, What the hell, hand me the phone...it won't be the worst thing I've done. I like to think of it more as a public service, you know, doing what I can to make the world a happier place. Now come on, don't be a sore loser! I know there are a lot of things to do in , I'm sure you can find something and someone to annoy the hell out of, I have faith in ya! Meanwhile, I have to discuss some options with my new acquaintance here...(winning)...Take care sport, see you later!

Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday

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Hey This is the one and only Charlie Sheen, and there's something I have to tell you! I'm here with , which you could probably figure out since I'm calling you from Anyway, I was calling to wish you a Happy Birthday! How old are you now? ? Well I know you probably have a couple of questions, like 1 - Is this really Charlie Sheen on the phone? That would be a resounding yes! And 2 - Did I buy you a birthday present? Now I'd like to say yes, but that would be a lie. I will tell you that I'm sure somebody got you something nice, it just wasn't me. So, what are you going to do today to celebrate? I know there are a lot of things to do in , but it's your birthday, don't be afraid to cut loose and have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, which means it's wide open for ya! Well I'm going to hop off here and get back to what I was doing, but don't let my friend off the hook so easy. Make sure they get you something nice for your birthday ok? Alright, see you later!

Addiction Help

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Addiction Help

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Hey This is the one and only Charlie Sheen and there's something serious I have to talk to you about. I'm here with We wanted to call you because we were concerned that you have a problem and I know you don't want to hear somebody preach to you, but believe me, if you're getting a call from me, it is BAD! So just, hear me out. I ran into them , and they asked me to talk to you. Let me start by saying that they love you and they care about you and we only want the best for you. No one wants to see you waste your life , especially on I'm asking you, better yet, I'm begging you to seek and get some help. There's so much that life has to offer and you may not see a way out of the cycle you're in now, but there are people that can help you break that cycle and give you the tools you need to live a healthy and happy life! I've gotta get off here but think about what I said, and I hope you choose life...I did. Take care!

Get Well

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Get Well

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Hey This is Charlie Sheen and there's something I want to tell you. I'm here with , since you could probably figure out since I'm calling from Anyway, I wanted to give you call, they told me you haven't been feeling well. Being in Hollywood and constantly on set can be pretty grueling so you learn real quick about the importance of rest and taking care of yourself. I know there are a lot of things to do in , but you need to settle down and clear your schedule as much as possible. Plus, eat some good healthy food. I'm telling you, your body will repair itself but it needs time. You have to give it all the nutrients and vitamins it needs to do so. I mean, they can do some pretty amazing things in medical science, but who wants to walk around like Darth Vader...that would be kinda cool to like, use the force on people who get on your nerves...Well anyway, I got off the subject. Just relax, take care of yourself ok? Alright, talk to you later.

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What Time Is It?

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What Time Is It?

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Hey it's Charlie Sheen over here at party central. I know this might have caught you a little off-guard, but I'm here with and you know what time it is. I mean, you really do know what time it is so leave your name, number and the time you called and we'll get right back to you ok? See ya later!

General Voicemail

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General Voicemail

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Hey it's the one and only Charlie Sheen. I know this might have caught you off guard, but I'm here with and wanted me to let you know that they can not take your call right now. But leave your name, number and a brief message and they'll get back to you as soon as possible. Take care and have a great day. Here's the beep!

Leave a Text

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Leave a Text

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Hey, it's Charlie Sheen of the hit show Anger Management. I know this might have caught you a little off-guard, but I'm here with and look, you know what to do, it's not rocket science. Leave them a message or shoot them a text if it's important ok? See ya later!